i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
I need to calm my uterus...
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
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