i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.â€
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