trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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