So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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