this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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