garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
My vagina is officially offended.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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