The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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