**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
you never un-have a 4some
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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