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say what?
wanna hang out?
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
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