Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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