My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
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