Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
This baby is an asshole
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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