ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
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