I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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