Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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