Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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