2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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