these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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