We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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