all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
