How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
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