let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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