So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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