she was so not down for the gang bang
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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