My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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