I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
jump out the window naked night went bad
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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