Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
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