Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
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