But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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