Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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