just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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