Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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