Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
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