I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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