things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
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