so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
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