Fuck appropriateness.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Randomize
