i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
farters have to be the big spoon...
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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