should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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