Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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