can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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