you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
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