Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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