she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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