For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
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