Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
he was CRYING into my vagina
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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