You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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