We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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