did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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