Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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