I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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