Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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