this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
third nipple confirmed
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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