i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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