I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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