Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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